A man and his wife attend a high school reunion. During the event, the husband’s gaze is repeatedly drawn to a stunning lady, who is quite inebriated and steadily consuming her gin, glass after glass.
Curious, the wife turns to her husband and asks, “Do you know her?”
To which he responds with a sigh, “Yes, she’s my ex-wife.”
He goes on to explain, “She turned to alcohol shortly after our divorce seven years ago, and as far as I know, she hasn’t been sober since.”
To this, the wife exclaims, “My goodness! Who would have thought a person could continue celebrating for that long?!”
And here are some additional humorous jokes for your enjoyment:
1. Bee Language
Why did the bee decide to take a language class?
It wanted to learn the buzzwords and have more meaningful hive conversations!
2. Quantum Barbecue
Schrödinger, Heisenberg, and Einstein walk into a barbecue. Schrödinger brings a cat in a box, Heisenberg forgets the momentum of the sausages, and Einstein just keeps relativity raining on everyone’s parade.
3. Zen Garden Gnomes
What led the Zen garden gnomes to start a meditation group?
They were on a quest to find their inner gnome and achieve gnome-enlightenment in the most gnome-vasive way possible!
4. Pirate’s Mysterious Map
A pirate discovers a treasure map with a cryptic riddle: “Dig for riches where the moon and sun converge between the palm trees.” So, he spent the day digging, got a blister, and realized it was just a lesson in palmistry!
5. Time-Traveling Baker
Why did the time-traveling baker journey back to the 18th century?
To knead historical dough and bake some revolutionary buns!
6. Gardening Ghost
What made the gardening ghost exceptionally successful?
It possessed the finest “grave” growing advice and knew how to “spiritually” nurture the plants!
7. Alien’s Device Upgrade
Why did the alien opt for an upgrade of its communication device?
It wanted to explore the universe’s Wi-Fi hotspots and stay “intergalacti-connected”!
8. Comedic Chicken
What led the chicken to pursue a career in stand-up comedy?
It had a talent for cracking yolks and was always ready with a cluck-worthy punchline!
9. Martian Shopping Expedition
Why did the Martian venture to Earth for some shopping?
They had heard that our malls featured the latest in “interplanetary” fashion trends and were genuinely out-of-this-world!
10. Philosophical Squirrels
Have you ever wondered why squirrels engage in deep philosophical pondering?
It’s because they’re nuts about profound thoughts and enjoy acorn-troversial discussions!